cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

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talks:

sometimes i think im too obsessed with my own blog

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phan-you-not:

school next week

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homework

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exams

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responsibilities

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life

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  • me: *watchin dan and tylers new video*
  • brother: i need to come into ur room bc the internet sucks in mine sry lol
  • dan: what helps obama unwind??? cheeky bum sex
  • me:
  • brother: *looks deep into my eyes*
  • brother:
  • me:
  • brother:
  • me:
  • brother: i am going to leave u
  • brother: forever
  • brother: *whispers to self as walking out* what the fuck
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olivers-ykes:

tBH THE BAE IS THE ACTUAL BEST AND U CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

hoemama:

when u think ur finally done with ur chores but yo mom call u again:

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blessyouhowell:

” what’s manga ? ”image

” why are you watching two guys watching porn ? ”image

”Dan’s Hot but tyler’s not” 

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”Tyler was going to hell bc he is GAY ”image

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sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

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theslaycademy:

Seeing Tyler in a TRXYE sweater got me like

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avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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